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Cerita Lucu Anak SD nyanyi didepan kelas

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3 Feb, 2016

Banyak cerita lucu sewaktu sekolah Dasar dulu. Berikut ini cerita lucu anak SD saat nyanyi didepan kelas. meski cerita ini dibuat buat tapi saya yakin ada diantara anda yang memiliki kisah miripdengan kisah ini,

Guru Darah Tinggi VS Murid IQ Jongkok, Seorang murid disuruh nyanyi ke depan kelas oleh gurunya.

Murid (nyanyi dg suara kecil): "Cicak2 di dinding.."

Guru : "Gedein Sedikit!!"

Murid : "Tokek2 di dinding.."

Guru : "Gedein lagi!.."

Murid : "Buaya2 di dinding.."

Guru : "yg di gedein itu suara kamu, bukan
binatangnya."

Murid : "Kalo suara yg di gedein, saya adzan saja."

Guru : iya sudah, kamu adzan aja.

Murid (dgn suara yg besar) : "Allahu akbar2..."

Guru : "besarin lagi!!!

Murid : "gak ada lagi pak yg lebih besar dari Allah,
Allah Maha Besar."

Guru (kesal n marah) menggumam : "Iya sudah Allah
Maha Besar,
tapi nilai kamu kecil."

Murid : "Gedein dong pak."

Guru (berteriak) : NILAI KAMU KECIL!!!!

Murid : "yg di gedein itu nilai saya pak, bukan suara
bapak!!,

Guru : (Arrrggggghhhhh,
....
#NElen kursi)

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