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Cerita Lucu Pasangan Aneh

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10 Feb, 2016

Cerita ini tentang pasangan remaja yang mojok. mereka belum pacaran dan hendak akan nembak. tetapi sesuatu hal aneh terjadi. Dan keanehan inilah yang membuat suasana hening apa itu berikut cerita lucu pasangan aneh.

Cerita lucu Ada yg aneh

disuatu malam di sebuah kafe, tampak ada pasangan remaja berduaan.

Cowok : kmu mau pesen apa? Pilih aja?
Cewek : krasak krusuk* nggak ahh kak?
Cowok : kenapa? Jngan malu-malu gitu,kkak yg bayarin kok?
Cewek : krasak krusuk* enggak ahh kak.
Cowok : kmu kenapa sih? Kayaknya ada masalah?
Cewek :krasak krusuk* iyya ni kak?
Cowok : emangnya ada masalah apa? Sampe keringetan gitu?
Cewek : nggak ahh kak, aku malu!
Cowok : perasaan kmu ada yg aneh deh! Cerita aja klo ada masalah?
Cewek : tapi kakak nggak bakalan marah kan?
Cowok : iyya janji?

Cewek : jdi gini kak, sebetulnya aq tuh BERAK DI CELANA, maaf kkak nggak ketahan.

Cowok : hah! Belum jdi cewek gwa udah malu maluin gwa lo...
Cewek : tuh kan, katanya janji gak bakalan marah.

Cowok : berdiri, garuk2 kepala pake pisau steak* *#!!@?/"(+/+)

#fachlevy

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