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Cerita Lucu Jual Kambing Untuk Berobat

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31 Jan, 2016

Meski secara sederhana semua orang bisa menjadi penjual tidak semua orang bisa menjadi ahi untuk menjual. Berikut cerita lucu yang sebenarnya ada dalam kisah nyata tentang bagaimana menjual kambing untuk berobat.

Bejo : mak..... emak sakit ya???
Emak : iya jo...
Bejo : hmm...kita ke dokter yuk...
Emak : mau bayar pake apa'an....kan duit kita udah tipis jo..
Uhukk...uhukk
Bejo : kita jual si tole(kambing) aja mak..
Emak : tapi kan tuh kambing kesayangan elu....
Bejo : kan bejo lbh sayang emak...
Emak : terserah elu aja dah...
Bejo : ya udah..bejo jual ke pasar ya mak...
Emak : iye...inget ya jo...tuh kmbing bandot..lu jual jutaan...
Jangan mau kalo ditawar murah..sayang....
Bejo : iya mak..bejo juga tau...kn bejo dah capek2 ngerawat...
Kalo gitu bejo pamit ya mak...
#berangkat jual kambing

Tak lama kemudian

bejo : mak...kambing kita laku..jutaan...
Emak : alhamdulillah....
Bejo : pertamanya dia cuma nawar 500rb mak..
Ihh enak aja...kambingnya ditawar murah bnget...kagak bejo kasih...
Emak : bagus tuh jo..emang pembeli jman sekarang maunya murah mulu'...terus... Lu jawab apa wktu dia nawar gitu...
Bejo : bejo bilang...pesan emak kambingnya mesti dihargai jutaan pak...
Gitu mak...
Alhamdulillah....setelah mikir lama...
Akhirnya dia mau juga....harga jutaan..
Bejo : Memang berapa jo dia beli tuh kambing???berapa juta???
Bejo : setengah juta mak...
Hebat kan...sesuai pesan emak..jutaan...gimana???puas mak???
Emak : #*@?&@#*-+???
# semaput dadakan

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