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Cerita Lucu Razia Pedagang Kaki Lima

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28 Jan, 2016

Pedagang kaki lima ternyata punya musuh yaitu polisi atau Pol PP. Banyak cerita kalau sudah razia pedagang kaki lima. Berikut cerita lucu Pedagang kaki lima.

Razia Pedagang Kaki Lima

Suatu hari seorang Polisi sedang pergi Patroli dan bertemu dengan tukang duku

Polisi : "Selamat siang Pak, bapak tau nggak daerah ini dilarang untuk berjualan!"
Tukang Duku : "Maaf Pak saya tidak tahu"

Polisi : "Kalau begitu hukumannya masukin tuh buah duku ke pantat kamu...!!!! cepat!!!!"
Tukang duku : "Ya bapak" (dengan nada sedih) dia pun memasukan ke lubang pantatnya, Selang beberapa saat kemudian dia ketawa lebar...

Polisi : "Kamu Melecehkan saya ya??!!"
Tukang Duku : "Ti..tidak pak, saya tidak melecehkan Bapak"

Polisi : "Lantas Kenapa kamu ketawa??!!"
Tukang Duku : "Itu pak, seberang saya tukang duren..."

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