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Cerita Kocak 1000 Ciuman

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30 May, 2019

Hidup dijaman susah. Harga BBM naik dan imbasnya terjadi pemutusan hubungan kerja alias PHK. Itu terjadi pada Paimo. Karena itulah ia tidak bisa mengirim uang kepada istrinya dikampung halaman. Paimo hanya bisa mengirim surat. Berikut surat Paimo kepada Istrinya.

Istriku tercinta,
Maafkan kanda sayang, bulan ini Kanda tidak bisa mengirim uang untuk kebutuhan keluarga di rumah. Kanda hanya bisa mengirimmu 1000 ciuman.
Paling cinta
Kanda Paimo

Seminggu kemudian Paimo mendapat surat balasan dari istri tercintanya:

Kanda Paimo tersayang terima kasih atas kiriman 1000 ciumanmu. Untuk bulan ini dinda akan menyampaikan laporan pengeluaran keluarga:
Tukang minyak bersedia menerima 2 ciuman setiap kali membeli 5 liter minyak tanah
Tukang listrik mau dibayar dengan 4 ciuman per tanggal 10 setiap bulannya
Pemilik kontrakan rumah mau dibayar cicil dengan 3 x ciuman setiap harinya
Engkoh pemilik toko bahan makanan tidak mau dibayar pakai ciuman. Ia maunya dibayar dengan yang lain... Ya dinda berikan saja
Keperluan pribadi dinda bulan ini mencapai 50 ciuman
Kanda tersayang... bulan ini dinda masih menyimpan 125 ciuman.
Mohon saran dari kanda tersayang 125 ciuman ini bisa dipakai untuk apa saja ya?
Paling sayang dari
Dinda seorang

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